A joke for engineers, yes engineers!
Most people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
A technical blonde joke…
Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes
Why did the mushroom go to a bar? He was a fungi.
Why did he leave? Wasn’t mushroom.
What did one worm say to the other worm? – – – – Are you my ass?
What’s yellow and flies through walls? A magic banana!
Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? She ran away from the ball.
How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call it when a Smurf pulls down his pants? A blue moon!
Why aren’t there any Walgreens stores in Afghanistan? Because everything’s a target.
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar
What do you call a cow with no arms or legs? Ground beef
Old Ladies and the Flasher-Joke Time! 🙂
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat right in front of them.
The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady can’t reach that far.
What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Damn!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.