A joke for engineers, yes engineers!

Most people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

A technical blonde joke…

Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?

A: Data transfer.

Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to a bar?
 He was a fungi.

Why did he leave?
 Wasn’t mushroom.

What did one worm say to the other worm? – – – – Are you my ass?

What’s yellow and flies through walls? A magic banana!

Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team?
 She ran away from the ball.

How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it.

What do you call it when a Smurf pulls down his pants? A blue moon!

Why aren’t there any Walgreens stores in Afghanistan? Because everything’s a target.

When is a door not a door?
 When it’s ajar

What do you call a cow with no arms or legs? 
Ground beef

Old Ladies and the Flasher-Joke Time! 🙂

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat right in front of them.

The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady can’t reach that far.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Damn!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.


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